Funny Jokes for real Wizards
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So here I have some jokes for you. The one better then the other!
Thanks to Troy Corwin and Brittany King for some of them.
Quick Jokes
Q. What kind of hair do merpeople have?
A. Wavey hair!
Q. Why did the mummie sing on stage?
A. He wanted to be a wrap star!
Q. What did the ghost cook for dessert?
A. Booberry pie
Q. How good is Emma Watson with a wond?
A. She is wonderful…
Q. What happens when Troy Corwin meets Emma Watson?
A. Troy is in love.
Q. Why don’t witches like to ride their brooms when they’re angry?
A. They’re afraid of flying off the handle!
Q. Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
A. Dayscare centers.
Q. Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
A. His ghoul friend.
Q. What do ghosts serve for dessert?
A. I Scream.
Q. What do witches put on their hair?
A. Scare spray.
Q. What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
A. Bamboo.
Q. What kind of mistakes do spooks make?
A. Boo boos.
Q. Why couldn’t Dracula’s wife get to sleep?
A. Because of his coffin.
Q. Why do mummies make excellent spies?
A. They’re good at keeping things under wraps.
Q. Why wasn’t there any food left after the monster party?
A. Because everyone was a goblin!
Q. How did the ghost patch his sheet?
A. With a pumpkin patch.
Q. What is as sharp as a vampires fang?
A. His other fang.
Q. Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie?
A. Because you can see right through him.
Q. What do you say when you meet a two-headed monster?
A. Hello, hello.
Q. What do you find at the end of everything?
A. The letter “g”
Q. What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
A. Put them in a barking lot.
Q. Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
A. He wanted to be a cool cat.
Q. Why can’t the cat fly on a broom stick?
A. He was to fat to fly.
Knock knock
Q. Who’s there?
A. Stupid
Stupid who
Stupid you
Q. Why did the wizard cross the road?
A. To ge to the other flying side.
Q. Which Death Eater can’t keep his sunglasses on?
A. Loose-ears Malfoy.
Q. Why does Ronald Weasley absoluetly LOVE McDonald's?
A. Because Ronald McDonald is a clown, too!
Q. What is a ghosts least fave room in a house?
A. A living room!!!!!
Q. What will your vampire teacher give you this week?
A. Loads of bloodtests.
Q. What do you get when you cross Dracula with a teacher?
A. Lots of Blood-tests!
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Thanks to Carl who gave permission to copy the jokes of 
Do you have some nice wizard jokes?
Submit them please, so we can post them here.
